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The Ups and Downs of Pregnancy

May 12, 2015 / 127 Comments

Being pregnant is one of the most amazing things that happen in a woman’s life. It can also be one of the hardest things that she’ll have to go through. Most people prefer to talk about the ups and just leave out the downs of pregnancy, I’m here to let you know a little of both with my personal experience.

Now, I may get a little personal and some points may be “TMI”, too much information but I promise to the “end” there will be a sweet reward waiting for you to “enter on the bottom” (I swear you’ll understand those puns later).

I loved being pregnant–for the most part–both times because…

  • I loved the softness of my round belly. I loved using the excuse “eating for two”.
  • I loved the feel of their little hands and feet jabbing at my insides.
  • Hearing the “thump-thump” of their heartbeats during my monthly doctor appointments.
  • But most of all I loved the fact that my body was nurturing and protecting two tiny human beings–not at the same time–that I was responsible for creating, not by myself of course.

The Ups and Downs of Pregnancy

What I didn’t love; was just about everything else. I’m not lying when I tell you being pregnant is like being a vampire, my senses and everything else were on over-drive.

  • My husband used to call me a police-dog because I could smell when he was juicing before he turned the juicer on in the kitchen, all the way from the bedroom WITH the door closed and I hated the smell.
  • I’m already a suck as it is and can be sensitive at times; I was a wreck, crying over the silliest things.
  • Two words: Acid Reflux! I hate milk! Why am I telling you this? Because it was the only thing that would take away my heartburn and I could easily go through a 4L jug on my own, in one day! And the nausea; whoever called it “morning sickness” was a straight up liar because it hits you when it wants to.
  • Butt hurt! Yup, I said it. Hemorrhoids are a very common “side-effect” of pregnancy, during and after. For those of you who have never experienced such a thing; imagine a million shards of glass trying to pass through a tiny hole, cutting and tearing at the sides as it does so. Not a pretty picture, am I right? It’s even worse when your experiencing it.If only there was something that could soothe this pain that seems to last for days… Oh wait, there is. HemoClin, I just didn’t know about it when I needed it most.

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Be honest. Have you ever had “butt-hurt”? What did you do to soothe it?

DISCLAIMER: Although this post has been generously sponsored by HemoClin, the opinions and language are my own, and in no way do they reflect HemoClin.

 

 

 

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